Smoking Box

Going down on a woman

“Had a great time doing shots and then smoking box last night”

by Arby Deepinside January 1, 2021

Disappointment box

Disappointment box - 'Random empty box to disappoint the gift receiver. They later discover the money and/or thing they actually wanted inside.'

Here you go john...
John - gee thanks a toilet roll holder.
John does a deep long sigh
Only joking mate cheer up its a disappointment box, open it up ya sook

by Youza Mcwiggin December 23, 2023

fart box

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window

I just fart box the car

by FlareK7 February 19, 2021

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

selection box

A whore

Your mum is a selection box

Loads of different chocolate in her box

by Kkbutterfly February 28, 2023

X-Box

When someone asks you if you want to "play Xbox tonight" that means they wanna do sexual thing with you. It is used as a cover up so your kids dont know what it means. They'll think yall are playing video games all night.

Hey babe, wanna go play X-box?

Or
What did you guys do last night? "Oh we just played X-box

by Meadorkk January 31, 2022