Your green is someone you've known for 1 year and consider as one of the closest friends you've ever had, or ever will have. They're someone you can relax with, someone who always brings good vibes and fun times. You know they will always be there during the tough times. They always know when you're upset, always give amazing hugs, and always know how to help you feel better. They're your person, and you're more thankful for them then they will ever understand.
John: "I'm so lucky I found my best friend. She is amazing in every way. She's my person."
Mark: "She's your green".
Mark: "She's your green".
by Hotwheelz June 8, 2023

Green fn also known as Green Fuck Nika is a description over the image which shows Peter Griffin hitting a great 3 point shot in Basketball and was used over clips of the most smooth tricks in Basketball
It was included on tiktok at around late February 2024
It was included on tiktok at around late February 2024
💚GREEN FN💚
by BoredUrbanPerson21 March 20, 2024

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

A pimp-like simp.
Allows his spouse to whore around.
90s' vaccine product.
Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
Allows his spouse to whore around.
90s' vaccine product.
Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023

Guy1: Yoooo that dame green
Guy2: How Zoee?
Guy1: She left me take her to the bnb, And didn’t let me greaseeee homie
Guy2: How Zoee?
Guy1: She left me take her to the bnb, And didn’t let me greaseeee homie
by NlaeRehT April 29, 2020

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
