Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.

Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?

by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023

Meat-eating is fine Day

On November 23, we acknowledge that eating animals is fine.

Please celebrate Meat-eating is fine Day, even if you’re vegan.

by Animeird November 18, 2020

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020

MEAT

A friend who more like a soul mate. Someone who you do life with , and need and love so much.

I love you so much tyona you’re my meat.

by Meat Cuss June 11, 2022