i am a cat

When your a cat

I am a cat

by Da Bros February 16, 2021

And I oop sksksksk

A phrase used by annoying ass vsco girls
Who are obsessed with scrunchies, and saving turtles that honestly nobody gives a shit about, {SAVE THE FISHES}~credits to GYMNASTPINKGAMERGIRL for the quote

AND I OOP SKSKSKSK IS ONLY FOR THE DUMBASS VSCO GIRLS

by SMXHD January 11, 2020

i ate a pen

when you consume a pen

ben "hey man i ate a pen"
john "man that sucks"

by LizardDash005 August 14, 2019

That's What I Like

A song by Bruno Mars about a one-night stand with a girl, and what he likes.

Sex by the fire at night,
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like

by AWESOME72727 October 30, 2017

I want to die.

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, it is just saying they are tired of it.

Felix : I want to die.

Grand : LMAO

by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

I eat dick

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

by I eat duck February 29, 2020

i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022