Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

water in the club

vodka

im on that water in the club.

by hrae44 November 19, 2015

Faggot Water

Alternet name for La Croix Sparkling Water

"Dont go drink that Faggot Water"
"You mean the La Croix?"

by J0s3ph St4l1n August 16, 2023

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 5, 2017

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020

water wiggle

When you cum so hard you literaly hit every inch of your room.

OMG KEVIN!! YOU SPEWED OFF LIKE A WATER WIGGLE!!!

by CosplayBunny July 31, 2023

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022