Times New Roman

A way to make your essay fit the page count

Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

rolling sky news

A real news channel that does commentaries of rolling sky

Jack is a jake pauler , he watches rolling sky news

by Timmartins June 6, 2017

New Englander's Welcome

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.

We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!

by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017

chrysler new yorker

A cheapo luxo-barge formerly produced by Chrysler. Massive boat of a car decked with copious quantities fake chrome which peels with age. The inside is like grandma's living room-- cloth sofas and plentiful fake wood plastered over the flimsy plastic dash. luxobarge chrysler cumbersome frumpy mercury buick oldsmobile

Roseanne had a Chrysler New Yorker back in '96.

by Vidame June 28, 2016

new jersey burrito

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016

New York punter

When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.

My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter

by APPhyC February 3, 2012

Ridgewood New Jersey

A town in Bergen County New Jersey where people from ages 11-15 “hang” and “mess around”. Kids from Ramsey New Jersey ride the train here and “mess around” with the kids from Ridgewood. These Ramsey kids mess around in Stop and Shop. They go on the intercom and say stuff about “Bobby”.

Ridgewood New Jersey kids are very annoying.

by huncho DAVE November 11, 2018