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John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008
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John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny
“John, get out of my chair!”
by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023
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John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
by Bb daddy September 13, 2022
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john royal

A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️
John royal, you got mad flow
by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024
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Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.
by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021
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John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
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John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
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