mellen cake

a lovely young lady who does good hand jobs on people, she is aka 'the rough one in bed'

wow she was a total mellen cake in bed last night, I'm chuffed

by jamisle the rreal shizzle January 24, 2017

Fuzzy cakes

hairy tits.

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes

by eric lmao February 1, 2019

retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

Flounder Cake

Flamboyant, Flaming, fruit cake like man.

When he dressed like Nicki Minaj he looked like a flounder cake.

by Vladious October 31, 2011

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 19, 2010

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 1, 2013