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CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.
In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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Slap your friends day

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
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National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022
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Slap

Be right back mate I gotta get in my daily slap
by Slapper22 April 3, 2020
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Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”
by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022
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Bam Slap

A very hard slap. The hand is extended all the way back and then brought forward stricking the face extremly hard and fast, disorienting the victim.

These slaps are Bam Margera's trademark.
Dude-Yo bam slap me.
Dude2-Ok dude. (BAM SLAP)
dude-yo dude that totally hurt but i dont care.
dude-yeah dude.
by BamFan91 November 30, 2009
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cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019
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