slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Jap slap

A jap slap is when you slap someone and they squint their eyes

You better be nice or I'll jap slap you!

by Givemeawaffle July 16, 2019

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

bap slap

When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts

Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

Still slap november

In the month of October it was slap ass month, But the manifestation continues into November along with No Nut November and slap sitting month!

Girl 1: Ow! Why did you slap my ass October is over!
Boy 1: Yeah But its still slap november!

by Korby October 24, 2019

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021