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Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
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nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022
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Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.
My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear
by Greg-storestopper April 27, 2021
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.
Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together
by Chantix69 October 29, 2021
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water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names
According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.
by RepublicofC May 28, 2015
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Bloody Waters

An alcoholic beverage that consist of tequila, gin, & cranberry juice.
Patron Silver + Tanqueray + Cranberry Juice = Bloody Waters
by MojoSoDope5 August 2, 2012
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