Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.

I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

slaps

‘slaps’ is something that hits your soul in a pleasurable way. Or is in tune with your vibe. Or hits a nostalgic part of your inner being that feels nice.

Turning on the radio and hearing the hot song of summer from my childhood just slaps.

by BeeButterfly December 23, 2021

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.

by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

slap-face

When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.

Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.

by slapman9 March 9, 2022

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022