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mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13
come here so i can mitch slap you
by coltvow December 12, 2023
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jap slap

Karate chop. 1. The angle of the chop suggests slanted eyes, 2. Karate is stereotypically all Asians ' martial art, 3. Classifying all Asians as Japanese
Peter stepped on my shoe so I caught him with a jap slap to the head.
by Colt W December 3, 2014
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Gravy slap

When a person deficates into a cupped hand and then slaps it into there partners genitals
Dude did you give that girl a gravy slap last night?
by SuperSexyLisa18 July 3, 2016
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tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna
she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face
by call me senpai August 30, 2016
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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
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