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Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
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A Mexican Pash

A person who vomits while giving head, using it as lubricant and continues untill climax.
Uncle John was arrested in Bali again covered in vomit. He failed to inform the authorities that he had recently recieved A Mexican pash prior to arrest.
by Bin rat January 25, 2026
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Basic Mexican girl

A girl (or a woman) of Mexican descent with the modern, "everyday" aesthetic often seen in pop culture and social media today, or even simply when you walk down the street.
Her look consisting of very long and dark hair, thick or groomed "laminated" brows, sometimes noticeable eyelash extensions (or a very good mascara), sometimes a soft glam, sometimes hoop earrings, and a very feminine clothing choice which can be vibrant in color more often than not.
Girls like this look good, but they are following a widely accepted, mass-market blueprint of beauty rather than carving out a unique identity.

Lack eccentricities and are essentially just a high-resolution stock photo.
These individuals prefer the tried-and-true. They like the hit songs, the blockbuster movies, and the popular brunch spots. They are consuming culture, not contributing to it. Sometimes, the "personality" they have is just a collection of things they’ve bought. The conversation could be as "standard" as their outfit or overall physical appearance.

Think of her like a perfectly staged model home: it’s undeniably clean, modern, and pleasing to the eye, but it looks exactly like every other house on the block. Consumable rather than memorable.
I tried to have a real conversation with her, but she’s too much of a basic Mexican girl.
by Millimahluv February 13, 2026
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Basic Mexican girl

A girl (or a woman) of Mexican descent with the modern, "everyday" aesthetic often seen in pop culture and social media today, or even simply when you walk down the street.
Her look consisting of very long and dark hair, thick or groomed "laminated" brows, sometimes noticeable eyelash extensions (or a very good mascara), sometimes a soft glam, sometimes hoop earrings, and a very feminine clothing choice which can be vibrant in color more often than not.
Girls like this look good, but they are following a widely accepted, mass-market blueprint of beauty rather than carving out a unique identity.

Lack eccentricities and are essentially just a high-resolution stock photo.
These individuals prefer the tried-and-true. They like the hit songs, the blockbuster movies, and the popular brunch spots. They are consuming culture, not contributing to it. Sometimes, the "personality" they have is just a collection of things they’ve bought. The conversation could be as "standard" as their outfit or overall physical appearance.

Think of her like a perfectly staged model home: it’s undeniably clean, modern, and pleasing to the eye, but it looks exactly like every other house on the block. Consumable rather than memorable.
I tried to have a real conversation with her, but she’s too much of a basic Mexican girl.
by Millimahluv February 13, 2026
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Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.
Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some
Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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Maple Mexican

1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.
James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?

Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.
by RosemaryTulip355 May 24, 2025
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