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(First bite of cake): getting your first peace of pussy or first time eating someone ass
(Bite of cake): getting pussy or eating someone ass out
What was ur first bite of cake/bite of cake like?
by Juggandsuicide November 25, 2025
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Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas
Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake
by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025
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Sweet Cake

An ugly pony in ponytown with a disgusting color combo
Marisaguap: Dude this strip club sucks, all the strippers are ugly!
Erxilia: Look at that ugly pony, that’s a sweet cake pony
by djgassygirl December 3, 2025
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Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.
Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.
by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025
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Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.
Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.
by Meda S. December 25, 2025
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matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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Making Cakes

Joe is so drunk, he's making cakes all over the tavern floor.
by chronicchaoticcrohnie January 15, 2025
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