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cum covered marauder

A cum covered marauder is a person who just wants everyone to give it to them and just cum all over them
Dude my girlfriend is a cum covered marauder she just wants to get cum all over her
by Number One Velcuz Fan March 27, 2022
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Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
by The BS Express February 7, 2022
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Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022
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Cum on my jordans

Someone who came on someones jordan
by Gusedwardsx1 April 17, 2022
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Cum Titty Pineapple

by MaziikxnII December 2, 2020
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Tri-cum-athon

When you shoot your load in all three of her holes in one night.

Bronze medal for prevention of all holes.

Silver medal cumming in 2 out of 3.

Gold for the full Tri-cum-athon.
We decided to do a Tri-cum-athon for our anniversary. Got a gold medal!
by Arthur Heath May 14, 2021
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The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
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