john manry

The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.

John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta

by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016

John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016

John Cena

A wrestler and a meme.

Meme: Do a deer a female deer ....... la a note to follow so, Tee I drink with jamin bread. And that will bring us back to......John Cena Do do do doooooooo. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!
Search up best john cena vines up on u-tube to see more!

by John Cena has a bucket with sw May 8, 2016

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.

by Tex Tile September 23, 2016