swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.

Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?

by QueenMae May 31, 2014

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023

common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016