inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like

wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits

by innertubetits March 10, 2017

top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

by tit maniac May 22, 2017

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Tits on

Spot on or exact

I checked to see if it was level and it was tits on.

by UncleIroh28 November 22, 2021

butter tits

when you pour hot melted popcorn butter on your lady's tits.

woman: "what the hell? wrf did you just burn me?"
man: "f yeah I just made me some butter tits"

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

tit jaw

(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.

Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.

by The Other Shoe January 18, 2017

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023