nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste

Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”

by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

Ginger Nut Jackson

A black person with ginger hair.

Named after the famous actor, Samuel L. Jackson. Though he does not have ginger hair, he is the most famous black person we could think of.

Look at that Ginger Nut Jackson. What the fuck was he thinking.

by Treb Derp June 28, 2011

Banana Nut Slide

When a male ejaculates on a females back and it runs down her back down her ass and then proceeds to do the slippty slide up her crack!

I can't till wait till this over so i can have a banana nut slide!

by pballsthej December 2, 2010

Powdered bone nut

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.

She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.

by Ryan75 February 5, 2008

Nut 'n Rip

When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.

"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip

by The Big Black Bat July 17, 2017

alabama nut slam

A hot sensual also consensual slam of the nuts by a black (oppressed) female. Usually implemented with the knee or ass cheek, depends on preference. After the smash the female should suck the soul out of the nuts. SLAM AT YOUR OWN RISK

Ole racist Billy got him a sweet Alabama Nut Slam last night.

by Fat goose sixteen February 10, 2017