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Banana Nut Slide

When a male ejaculates on a females back and it runs down her back down her ass and then proceeds to do the slippty slide up her crack!
I can't till wait till this over so i can have a banana nut slide!
by pballsthej December 2, 2010
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Powdered bone nut

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.
She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.
by Ryan75 February 5, 2008
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Nut 'n Rip

When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.
"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip
by The Big Black Bat July 17, 2017
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Mr. Fuzzy nuts

Individual who is seen at the top of the leadership position, yet is cool enough that those who work under the guidance can joke around with him. However, the Mr. establishes that although relax most of the time, there is the switch that turns on when business is taking a hit.
Man! I have never seen Mr. Fuzzy nuts get like that, Eddy really messed up!
by somarydde August 10, 2017
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Nut Fuck October

A parody of no nut November and destroy dick December where you have to nut 300 times in October.
Bob:Hey how is Nut Fuck October going for ya?
Joe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by NP101 November 4, 2018
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Chut N Nut

The redneck process of committing incestual acts upon your family, which results in impregnation.
Person one: Let me fuckin' Chut N Nut sis.

The Sister: Hell yeah Cleatus I want your seed inside of me.
by MusicByPANDEMIC August 18, 2018
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Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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