wrecked-off

When the surface of an item, usually a fabric, is ruined.

"I got velcro stuck on my jacket, and now the sleeve is wrecked-off."

by frigidtoaster December 10, 2008

fly off the chain

to become infuriated, to lose all control of your actions

"Don't f*** with me right now, or I'll fly off the chain."

by .K+. January 10, 2009

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

Facing Off

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

spawn-off

Spawn-Off: Noun. A person nearly indistinguishable in character and style as the original in a trend - a la TV Spin-off. I.E. Britney Spears spawn offs include Hanna Montana and Hilary Duff.

BFF#1 Did you see David Archuleta on American Idol last year?
BFF#2 Yeah, and he already has a spawn-off... Justin Beiber.

by Yellowstatchew January 13, 2011