John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020

John jay

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses

Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay

by Don’t worry about it sweet ❤️ October 26, 2019

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023

chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)

omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)

by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023

Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.

girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.

by kingnoahh November 19, 2023

John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022