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by BeastintheEast June 02, 2016
Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 07, 2020
A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.
Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"
Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"
Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"
by westfalia February 09, 2010
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 23, 2021