permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.

matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!

by always your favorite! April 3, 2010

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

I loosened it for you

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.

Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"

by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010

i larry you

when a person isn't quite ready to say "i love you" and instead ops for the lesser cousin larry

*3 months into a relationship*

Rich: I love you
Kate: I larry you

by kattyk711 September 19, 2014

wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

by JasPace🍁 August 31, 2015

you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.

"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."

by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015