made that one up

To tell a damn lie

So you used to date Beyonce before she blew up? You made that one up.

by Ramal March 29, 2015

losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

Ass Hole in One

When a man uses his golf club and hits a golf ball into a women's anus or a Ass Hole in One. The ass has to be big enough to hit a golf ball into it and go in smoothly.

Man: Honey im bored.
Woman: Why do you score an Ass Hole in One? *shows ass*
Man: *cums*

by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020

One Buck Chuck

A nickname for the Charles Shaw wine, best known at traders joe as the "one buck chiuck" for it's never ending Dollar a Bottle deal.

Hey Lou, Could you grab me a one buck chuck off the wine shelf please?

I'm One Buck Chucking it to sleep tonight ya'll, good night

by Bowmaniam May 2, 2010

One eyed mask

When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

by DoctorSparky October 3, 2018

one woman uso

One Woman USO is usually an attractive promiscuous woman with a uniform fetish, than not only does Charity and volunteer work for the troops like raising money for organizations and sending care packages. One Woman USO also provides services needed to help boost morale and help with PTSD and Depression via Sex

That chick is a one woman USO

by Reikireika October 10, 2019

One-Wheeled Haystack

Something you just can't believe.

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!

by FreethinkerRyan January 20, 2011