shit pickle

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Shit Beard

1. Disastrous facial hair.

2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.

3. Aftermath of administering a rim job

See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer

John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.

by Beans v The G May 20, 2005

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isnt any shit on the toilet paper

i saved three minutes by taking a phantom shit, way to be

by ray June 17, 2004

kick shit

to hang out

hey girl, when are we gonna kick shit?

by KelsoTheGirl January 28, 2011

short shit

someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality

man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?

by contendorr April 24, 2011

what the shit

Expression used to express shock or disbelief. Alternative to the phrase "what the fuck". Became more popular in the 1999 film "The Matrix". It was also used in the 1992 film "Alien 3", stated by Edward Boggs, played by Leon Herbert.

What the shit is doing that?

by What_the_shit August 17, 2010

ohh shit

that one moment (sometimes its premonition) when everything seems to slow down and the bottom of your stomach falls out
like in gears of war 2 when your on the roof top fighting locust and everything turns black and white and marcus looks around and the huge fucking worm starts eating the city

bambmbaambam!! take that you locust bastards *everything slows down* ohh shit...
GIANT WORM!!!

by esperlancer March 22, 2009