your mom

responce from anyone to any question; excluding the use of mothers

mom: "what do u want to eat?"
jen: "your mom"
mom: "no, u cant eat grandma"

jen: "your mom"
mom: "no your mom"
jen: "thats u!"

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baked mom

When you make cookies with your mom while getting stoned.

Jesse(Jacob's Step Mom)-"Jacob, pass the cookie dough and the blunt."

Jacob-"Man Jesse, we are getting baked again! You're Baked Mom!"

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worst them ur granny tranny, but not as strong as ur family tree lgbt

Carlos: ur granny tranny
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum

LET'S START An Orion's Mom

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A men’s mental health focused egalitarian advocating for change for a better future for mom.

That argument for father’s rights was as good as the manicured moms.

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Guy 1: You suck at cod. Go kill yourself

Guy 2: Your mom

Guy 1: T_T

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fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...

mona's mom by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003