401-Gay

an elderly LGBTQ+ person of wealth with whom the beneficiary will spend approximately ten years before inheriting said wealth and retiring.

I'm typically not into older men, but I really haven't saved for retirement. I think I should visit Shady Pines and invest in a 401-Gay.

by OxfordDidIt June 20, 2023

U gays

Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear, or boxer shorts. So called because being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay.

Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their underwear or boxer shorts. They have even made several videos on themselves-Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, bad hair, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, and finally Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 June 25, 2023

Semi-Gay

Semi-Gay is person who is Gay but actually is only attracted to Females.

Feminist: Hey what's your sexuality?
Smart Man: Im actually Semi-Gay and that's my GF
Feminist: COOL!!

by XXXUziVert March 5, 2023

Gay Standoff

When 2 guys make dead eye contact while jerking off to each other, whoever cums first loses

Hey bro wanna have a gay standoff?

by Reed07 March 6, 2023

Gay ballcuzzi

Place your balls in a bowl of warm water. the have a guy or yourself if you're flexible enough put a straw in the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.

My stepbrother gave me a gay ballcuzzi for my birthday.

by HoverWasTaken January 16, 2023

Clapham gay

A gay man that lives in Clapham and bases his personality on trying to become an influencer and going to the gym

Those guys are so buff!
Yeah but they are Clapham gays

by Joeylondonbaby January 20, 2023

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in boxers or briefs. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxers. They have even made several videos-U gays Jake and Dwayne, hair in disarray, U gays Jake and Dwayne, the microphone, U gays Jake and Dwayne, the snowman, and U gays Jake and Dwayne, six cupcakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 January 29, 2023