Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi February 15, 2018

GeFILTER Fish

A person who uses phone filters in order to alter their appearance greatly, to deceive another person into thinking they look a lot better than they do.

From her pics I thought she was going to be fine, but when I saw her in person, her ugly ass turned out to be a gefilter fish

by jjack314 May 26, 2020

Fish Jump

When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww

I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.

by 124Abdc December 12, 2008

Dick Fish

Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner

Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-

by Toast_Unknown April 14, 2024

Fished

to think you are more than you are, only to find out that you are not what you thought. The ultimate FAFO-ism.

"David thought he was tough, but then he found out he wasn't. He got fished."

by queefliker August 02, 2023

Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively

Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night”
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”

by Desereee June 20, 2021

bat shit crazy fish

The most manic form of insanity.

Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*

by Tragicly Transmitted July 01, 2015