Simp

Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes

Declan is such a simp.

by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020

Simp

You

You are a simp

by Kyle smile April 13, 2020

Simp

A person who’s parents raised them right, they treat a girl respectfully and make sure they are happy in their relationship, or happy outside of a relationship. Simp is mostly used by kids who think they’re cool because they make their friends think they’ll treat a girl terribly, when in reality they would probably stutter when talking to one.

1: Bro I absolutely love my girlfriend
2: Wow what a simp

1: Nah I was just raised right to treat women respectfully

by PotatoPicker November 4, 2021

Simp

Jacob leedom

Jake ur a simp

by Lychinmaw June 6, 2020

simp

Simp means getting/stealing your friends nitro on discord.

Bro, I just simped. simped = got nitro from my friend

by VertimaXx October 9, 2020

Fleet simp

A complete and utter loser

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp

by Undber January 2, 2021

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023