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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 4, 2020
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Johns

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate
by Life360 March 31, 2020
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John

John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020
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Johning

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.
by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020
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John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star
John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things
by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020
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John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.
“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)
by jir39 November 9, 2020
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John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.
Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!
by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020
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