Dirty Danny

Taking one's shit stained underpants and placing them upon another's head while he or she is asleep. Poopy!

My roommate left his shitstained underpants on the bathroom floor, so I gave him a dirty danny! Poop!

by Hanniballs August 15, 2006

Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

dirty jordi

when someone is passed out on the floor and you put your penis in their mouth

jordan gave girl a dirty jordi last night

by sam luce January 9, 2008

Dirty Squirrel

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.

After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.

by J-with March 29, 2008

Dirty Layla

A short lady who reaks of marijuana and always likes to eat chips on the mic and loves jalapeño hot Cheetos

She’s a real dirty Layla

by StinkyCheetoMonkeyThe3rd April 17, 2020

dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008

Dirty Miguel

When a woman finger-fucks her boyfriend in the ass and then rubs her soiled finger on his upper lip, creating a smelly shit mustache. This offer null and void if he already has a real mustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one for the girls.

I got so sick of my guy asking me to finger-fuck his ass that I gave him a Dirty Miguel to teach him a lesson.

by Clark Nova September 26, 2007