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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
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Bean

He’s a straight bean”
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Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.
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bean

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mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition
i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.
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bean soaker

Someone who soaks bean before they cook them.
Girl 1: "I head john soaks his beans before he cooks them!"

Girl 2: "Wow what a bean soaker"
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saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.
"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"
by Lolingbean August 2, 2016
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