Restless Vagina Syndrome

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007

James Bond Syndrome

When a man (generally a W.A.S.P.) has a sexual preference to one or more different race over that of his own.

In the James Bond films, James sleeps with women of all ethnicities. He doesn't often court British women, as shown by the way he treats Money Penny.

"Hey man, why don't you go out with Patty?"

"I'm not really attracted to Irish girls, I've got James Bond Syndrome."

by Another Todd C. from NJ August 17, 2008

Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

white houses syndrome

having the song white houses by vanessa carlton stuck in your head for weeks to months after having sex for the first time. white houses by vanessa carlton is a song about loosing virginity. also, the song white houses must be on your myspace. in extreme cases bursting out into this song during various times of the day.

"last week i lost my virginity and ever since i've had white houses syndrome, look at my myspace and aim profile"

by ashuhleyx3x May 10, 2007

cool kid syndrome

A set of traits often displayed by those who consider themselves cool kids. These are a group of people who tend to depend on external validation and place significant emphasis on how they are seen, due to an insufficient amount of unconditional love they are presently receiving or have received in the past (e.g. as a child). The latter creates difficulty for them to self-validate and triggers the development of narcissism as one of the possible coping mechanisms. However, such narcissism is usually non-invasive and limited in extent, and does not necessarily imply grandiosity, excessive need for admiration, or inability to empathize in the personality disorder sense. People who consider themselves cool kids experience a constant need to reinforce their ego, and achieve this by engaging in activities they consider cool, associating themselves with others who consider themselves cool, and differentiating and distancing themselves from the rest of the people around them. As a way to maintain this order, they may also be either single or in relationships that tend to stress sex at the cost of intimacy.

A: Jack's having another wine tasting party and didn't invite either of us.

B: Oh don't worry about it, mate. He's got the cool kid syndrome.

by aghbu May 5, 2018

Ivory Tower Syndrome

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.

That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011