ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

yer mom

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by i suck 534 February 26, 2019

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

Lesbian Power Mom

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.

"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"

"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"

by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019

ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

Mom

A caring loving person who loves their children very much and I able to do any thing for their kids

#iloveumom

by Yeetlover March 5, 2019

phoenix mom

A mom full of rage and more magicial than a horse with a horn

She’s a. phoenix mom, beautiful disaster but she puts the Hot in Psychotic.

by PhœnixMom March 7, 2019