Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022

Death Metal

Earrape

If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

borderline metahuman

Badass Normals, especially ones with low-key superpowers

Robin from Teen Titans 2003 is a Borderline Metahuman

by anonymous June 22, 2022

Heavy metal

heroin

Won’t you take that ride on heavy metal
-don felder

by Rocheman4280 June 23, 2022

Worthless metaknight user

A shitty unskilled lowlife garbage scum of the earth, a worthless child with lack of brain nor friends. Sitting on their fatasses mashing the b button as they throw their worthless lives away eating their 30th slice of pizza in one day. These people have no place in society and are nothing but a disgrace to society belonging to the trash we step on

Worthless metaknight user- “Oh wow he has no father he uses meta knight”

by adkfkeoeodff June 27, 2022

heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".

researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.

by wokeup2this July 16, 2022