1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
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Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro
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Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
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