A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
Get the Little Hobbitmug. It's Dixie, but better. Little Dixie is where all the hot babes are born. It's in Missouri, and it's filled with monster trucks, retired grandpas, golf, farmers' markets, and American Cheese. Go to Little Dixie, and tell me you don't see any of that. Little Dixie is by a river. The river is dirty, and nobody has a name for it, but the Little Dix love it. Little Dixie is a part of Missiouri. You may say "Eww! Missouri!" but it's still full of Dixie people. It has a dustbowl economy, so if you bring a lot of money, you can flex it on people and they will cry. Taxes.
by crap house hose March 6, 2022
Get the Little Dixiemug. What you call your partner when they are gas-lighting their friends into thinking you're a racist. This is also considered a slur, its what's known as a "reflective slur".
by dumbnerdy May 28, 2025
Get the Silly little doodle gooselingmug. Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,
John: Fuck off little big dick,
by dumb skanks October 18, 2020
Get the Little Big Dickmug. by Kailee.14! July 30, 2024
Get the Dirty little slagmug. 
by Cece is cute af April 22, 2021
Get the Little Princessmug.