G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

Joe

This hard ass motherfucker will steal your girl and will eat the pussy of the 84 closest women to him like he’s devouring a Doritos locos taco. His dick is so big it’s basically a buffet for 1,000,000 girls. When he sees a guy with a small dick he flops his massive cock onto them so he can put them out of their misery. Don’t be fooled when you hear that he’s from Minnesota. You’d think he’s from Alabama. He’s fucked his cousin so many times she can ride anyone’s dick at this point.

Guys that Joe guy stole my wife and his penis is so big. I see why she left me for him.

by Thanos did nothing wrong November 1, 2019

Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Joe Fleet

Someone who gives bad football opinions to piss a rival off; sometimes not knowing whether they are joking or being deadly serious.

Hi, I’m joe fleet, I believe sadio mane is better than Ryan Giggs. I also believe Paul scholes was lazy and was carried by Roy Keane.

by Mg26 June 1, 2020

Sloppy joe

Any (S)an (J)acinto 1st street gang member.

Fuck a Sloppy Joe & their dead homies

by Slogans June 11, 2021

pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

joe

mama

joe mama

by chloesaremean October 11, 2019