Virtually fucking 

Fucking without really fucking.

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.

Virtually fucking by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

Virtually fucking 

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

Virtually fucking by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Marsh is the most intelligent and prettiest girl in the world. She’s very lovable who will dazzle everyone around her. Not only is she clever, but she’s also good at art, music and sports!!!! Most importantly, she even bakes. People always compare her with the Disney princesses, in which people once thought such impeccable human being did not exist, until they met Holy Friking Cat Cat fricking Marsh.

Marsh is so awesome in the way that she shines brighter than the sun :,)
Be like Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh.

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh by Mashie June 13, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh by Mashie June 13, 2020

so fucking cute and wholesome 

barru

barru is so fucking cute and wholesome

so fucking cute and wholesome by literally everyone that has br July 22, 2020

zucc-fucking 

When you offer to videotape you and her having sex with her phone for her OnlyFans account, but instead live-stream it from her Facebook account so she gets put in Facebook jail and can no longer advertise her OnlyFans.

"She's so hot..."

"Yeah, but she kept advertising her OnlyFans on Facebook, so I went on a date with her and ended up Zucc-Fucking her good."

zucc-fucking by BilboSpaceBagginz September 19, 2020

Actual Fucking Agony 

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

Actual Fucking Agony by cummy2 September 29, 2020