pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021

Popping the Cherry

To use hypnosis or other forms of mind control to make the gal from 7-11 to bring you all of the cherry pepsi max.

"Hey, I was just popping the cherry over at the 7-11 down on 3rd."
"Oh wow, you must now have so much cherry pepsi max."
"You know it

by CherryPopper5762 May 09, 2024

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Pop-by

A small gift (to briefly let someone know you're thinking of them)

I forgot it was Paul's birthday today. I'll send him a pop-by later.
I buying some Christmas pop-bys for my clients.

by waffleby June 13, 2024

Pop by

To visit for a short while

I'm busy now, I'll pop by Amy's house later.
Sam popped in just now but left abruptly.

by waffleby June 13, 2024

Pop-by

A small gift.

It's Paul's birthday today, I'm sending him a pop-by.
I buying some pop-bys for my clients.

by waffleby June 13, 2024

pop an url

a) The act of putting a url in a web browser to verify that the page will load.
b) An action on a web page (hyperlink, button or image) that opens a new web brower window with the url

a) Dude, I think my site is down. Can you pop an url for me?
b) When you click the looser image, pop an url to www.l00ser.com

by redhatva April 12, 2007