No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

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Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022

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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022

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slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

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Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

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PMPE Slap

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.

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“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”

by threepio January 4, 2022

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