yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.

"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"

by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016

Kang Job

Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.

by ktoto August 4, 2009

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020