Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

kissing leaf

Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".

The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.

Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(

Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"

by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

Cup Kiss

When you drink from someone else's cup, especially when using the same spot as the former user.

Cup kiss: two examples

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?

by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020

D + E should kiss day

This is a day where any D + E should kiss. Its on june 17 and can be a kiss on the lips, cheek, or even somewhere else.

D: Lets makeout ItsD + E should kiss day

E: come here then ;)❤

by Lit user 331 May 25, 2022