rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 10, 2019

Poop

Dookey

Yo i had a poop for brunch

by Terry cruiser April 13, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy

"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"

by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019

Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation

In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.

by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019

poop

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by IT-YoSHI_NOT May 29, 2019