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Simp

A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..

Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.

Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
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A Man who worships a woman. They may send Toe pics to this female, send her pick up lines but in the end this simp will say he is not ready for that kind of commitment.
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Simp day

The 28 of ever month

The day for the simps

Everyone has to simp for there crush
Crushes status : I need help with homework

You : On my way! It’s simp day
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This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.
Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"
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My friend shaine just left us for a girl, what a simp.
by The facts generator July 7, 2020
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A simp is someone who try’s to get at girls by sucking up to them or treating them like they’re the queens of the world or something
by Marty mcfly Williams February 18, 2020
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