big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud

freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone

by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009

John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked

I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .

by #batsoup March 17, 2020

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

John

John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.

John has a HUGE ass dick.

by leethalwilson April 12, 2019

The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025