Happy Blue Pill

Period painkillers (Blue pills used to help cramps/period pains.)
Google "Naprogesic"

Girl: Fuck my stomach really hurts.
friend: Is it that time..?
Girl: Yeah...
Friend: Take a happy blue pill.

by The person. December 07, 2007

Red or blue pill

Limiting someone's choices to two choices, rather than giving them a broad selection of choices.

Guy- Will you choose the red or blue pill?
Other guy- I don't take drugs, so I will choose not to take any pills or bullshit.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

blue grass clippers

in some countries the term means gay.. may contain back stabbing assholes.

"did you hear the blue grass clippers"

"no sorry, I'm allergic to gay"

by the luke and dave seo March 07, 2010

Musical Blue Balls

After waiting weeks to go to a conert, You hear the first five notes at said concert, but then it gets called off due to injury or retardation.

Last night i went to the free alexisonfire concert, And after 12 seconds i was about to nut but then someone broke the barrier and everyone was kicked out. I feel like i have musical blue balls

by 2010 olympic spirit February 18, 2010

Blue hair girl

She is a bitch that cries when stuff that does now go her way and stand for BLM and loves ACAB but no one likes them and wants to marry biden.

Blue hair girl are bitches

by Fuckbluehairgirls December 19, 2020

Flaming Blue Gay

Homosexual pirate hooker that was born on whore island. Often wheres blue. Also a Edward Cullen fanatic, who is also flaming blue gay.

Edward Cullen is so flaming blue gay.

by Voltron123 January 01, 2011

blue screen of death

when windows running mashines die, they show the infamous blue screen of death... a blue screen with a bunch of crap writing on it that basically tells you that your dumb computer finally met its end for today, aka crashed (but what it means is go buy yourself a Mac while you at it because they're alot better anyways). This screen is a fairly common occurance among windows users.... poor deprived people...

Joe- OH MY GOD MY PC IS SHOWING THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH..... AGAIN!!!! and i was just about to save my huge report! *sob*
Jennifer- oh im sorry, heres a kleenex. why dont you use my brand new iMac G5 to finish your report? it never crashes

by PitchBlackPony November 28, 2004