Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.

You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.

by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022

butter bei die fische

a german scientific term which questions the opposite's previous statement

Joe: Trump definitely won the 2020 election it was rigged
Gerhard: Ja moi jetzt ma Butter bei die Fische

by dickreider March 21, 2022

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

All butter

A term used in baking when the only fat used in a dough/batter/pastry is butter.

I love all butter biscuits!

by NaethanC76 March 23, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

Butter dog

Butter dawg. Dawg with da butter.

Hand me the butter dog mug.

by Rixenlol March 27, 2022

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

by Everythingdonut January 25, 2022